Things and Stuff

paradisejessica:

newsweek:

katiepaul:

Grandpa in People Magazine with The Situation. I am utterly at a loss for words.

If nothing else, our staffers have the coolest grandparents in the news biz.

All the grandpas are cool…..

….but you know what?  This picture raises a question:

When did it become the be-all and end-all for a guy to lift his shirt and show his stomach?  Some of us are blessed with Dunlop’s disease (my belly dunlop over my belt) and, in our wildest dreams, have neither the patience, nor the ego, to develop the requisite 6-pack to make this “greeting” anything more than a joke.  (And, on a side note, when did it become necessary to shave every single hair off your body?)

What’s next?  Are we going to start sniffing butts?  Comparing penis size?  Whatever happened to a handshake and “How’s it going?”