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dylan-james:

pauliebleeker:

I can’t twist it off and I can’t do that cool thing and pop it off against the counter or s/t. I don’t feel like going next door. I’m just screwed aren’t I?

Use the counter or arent you capable of it? id try my teeth cause you can get em off that way.

DO NOT use your teeth.

Two possibilities: (1) if you have one of those old-fashioned, hand-crank can-openers, one end of those often is also a bottle opener.  It’s not perfect, but it’s effective. (2) if you have a pair of needle nose pliers, you can pry the little ridges of the cap off, one at a time.  Again, not perfect, and requiring of some patience, but effective.

And yeah, don’t use your teeth.

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