December 2010
“you can feel bad before you eat a cookie and you can feel bad after you eat a...”
– ina garten (via reallykatie)
This applies to ice cream, cake, and pies, too….
…..mmmmm, pie……
Everything is wrapped!!
meanmrmustard:
davidkendall:
meanmrmustard:
She’s going to be awake at 6:00, I just know it.
….ah, so you get to sleep in a little…..
David, I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas earlier today, but you have no askhole. You ought to correct that. Merry Christmas!!!
….aw, thanks……and to you and yours as well……and I’ve thought about opening up the...
Everything is wrapped!!
meanmrmustard:
She’s going to be awake at 6:00, I just know it.
….ah, so you get to sleep in a little…..
Trans-Siberian Orchestra — O Come All Ye...
Bob Rivers — Porky Pig’s Blue...
Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis
Every since I heard...
Southside Johnny Lyon — Please Come Home For...
We Three Kings Of Orient Are — Miles Davis,...
Beach Boys — Little St. Nick
It’s...
Cleveland Browns' front office tells off a... →
yeahyouoverhere:
This letter is profane, hilarious and very short. A must read.
This is great!
wooliebear:
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:
...
"is santa real"
washingtonpoststyle:
is currently trending on Google. What’s the Internet’s answer? The first hit — from NORAD’s Santa Tracker — engages in sleight of hand: “Based on historical data and more than 50 years of NORAD tracking information, we believe that Santa Claus is alive and well in the hearts of children throughout the world.” So NORAD can see inside our children’s hearts? Government...
“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
– Mark Twain (via alanajoy)
Absolutely.
Bill Clinton planning massive 65th birthday bash
today:
Clinton’s camp is in talks with Paul McCartney, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Bruce Springsteen … Apart from the main concert, which will be at Staples Center, Bill’s going to have a ton of other events and parties surrounding his big day.” [More]
Does Gawker still do Team Party Crash?
I guess I get wanting to celebrate your birthday…….but I’m not big on planning my own...