January 2009
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“The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your personality...”
– Wilfred Peterson
Top 50 Best Movie Deaths →
It’ll take a while to get through them all, because the clips are lengthy, but if you like death scenes (some cheesy, some just awesome), this link is worth your while.
bitchville:
Santana feat. Rob Thomas - Smooth
...
does it count as deja vu if you're doing something...
smartblonde:
i was in the middle of speaking and stuttered for a second because i was SO FREAKED OUT! and now i’m frantically trying to remember what happened AFTER that part of my dream.
i guess i shouldn’t be too weirded out since this happens to me all the time, but still…having predictive dreams is kinda bizarre and it makes scary dreams waaaaaay scarier!
….happens to me all the...
Lamp post foils escape attempt →
thebrewerpatriot:
pterodactyls:
intimationsofimmortality:
Sad but true. Lucky for you there’s a video link in the story as well. Hooray.
from the article: Two prisoners who fled a courthouse handcuffed together foiled their own getaway when they ran around opposite sides of a light pole, slammed into each other and fell to the ground.
The video, while blurry, is a little slice of fried...
I just ate a whole sleeve of Fat Free Saltines.
bowlingalleylawyer:
It never pays to skip lunch.
….ahhh, yer fine…….they were fat free, after all……i woulda finished it off with some lite ice cream, too….
1981 tv segment predicting that the internet will... →
michaelikesit:
(via mattlehrer:johncarney:abangupjob)
…..not exactly predicting the death….more like foreshadowing…..but it is an amazing story when you see what we’re up to now…..
School can expel lesbian students, court rules →
sparo:
Reporting from San Francisco — After a Lutheran school expelled two 16-year-old girls for having “a bond of intimacy” that was “characteristic of a lesbian relationship,” the girls sued, contending the school had violated a state anti-discrimination law. In response to that suit, an appeals court decided this week that the private religious school was not a business and therefore did not...
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“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of...”
– George Bernard Shaw
Barack Obama, meet political reality. Political...
spiegelman:
The House just passed the stimulus bill with no Republican support. It’s going to take a lot more than a few beers to change the tone in Washington.
….wow…I’m stunned….well, maybe not so much….
Best female rock singer? Discuss.
randomlunatic:
Heart - Dog & Butterfly (via lovesheart)
I wanted to hear more from the Wilson girls.
Seriously — Ann Wilson — best female rock singer, or best female rock singer, ever?
And sister Nancy — seriously underrated guitarist.
…posted these a while ago, random, but I thought you might be interested, given the Heart connection…..
Gretchen Wilson,...
dear tumblr,
shegoesbam:
you are all a bunch of assholes and the longer i spend around here, the more i want to get away from it.
internet or not, people still deserve to be treated with respect. you do not know how to do that. you do not care, you do not think, you do not do anything except what will get you more followers, and if people are humiliated/hurt in the process, well, that’s just how it goes,...
I eat cannibals.
bowlingalleylawyer:
sistermarymartha:
(via bowlingalleylawyer)
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY CANNIBALS WON’T EAT CLOWNS?
They taste funny?
….you’re right with me, BAL….
….did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?…..
or the two cannibals talking:
The first one says, “I hate my mother-in-law.”
The second one replies, “So try...
I eat cannibals.
sistermarymartha:
(via bowlingalleylawyer)
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY CANNIBALS WON’T EAT CLOWNS?
….because they taste funny, of course….
I eat cannibals.
(via bowlingalleylawyer)
…ummmm….okay……
Watchtechnicoloryawn:
thedailywhat:
Buzzer-Beater of the Day Entire Span Of Human History: With .5 seconds left on the clock, Oklahoma high school kid beats the buzzer with the shot of a lifetime.
[via.]
I love how he’s all calm after the fact and is probably thinking, “Uh, yeah I just did that. I do it all the time. What? We’re playing basketball? I didn’t even notice.”
…..just like...
“Whereas current standards and mainstream thinking are addict-centered, expecting...”
– Addiction and Family - Rational Recovery Center - The Internet Center for Self-Recovery
As the adult daughter of a drug addict, and with recent disastrous events, I’ve been looking for a place to turn — a talk outlet. Yet groups like Al-Anon feel hollow to me; the 12-step program is fine, but...
Dear fellow employees....
janieblue84:
Learn how to spell. Today I found Extra Attic Mini Storage next to Varsity Transport. That is all.
….my favorite filing story had to do with a loading dock I used to work on. I had to file a bill of lading from General Electric and was directed to the filing cabinet by the head clerk. Try as I might, I couldn’t find the file for GE anywhere in the Gs. Then, I had an...
Fulton County, GA jury assembly room =...
randomlunatic:
With magazines, books, fluorescent lighting, and a weird acoustic that makes everyone sound like they are speaking through cotton.
…whaddaya got, a week’s worth, or just a day? If it’s a week, pray that they call you to a pool at least once, just to break up the monotony….otherwise, I’m afraid even blogging isn’t going to save you from wanting...
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“If you would be loved, love and be lovable.”
– Benjamin Franklin
Lincoln’s Logic on Slavery Applied to Abortion →
randyhaddock:
sds:
“There are no morally relevant differences between white and black or between child-in-the-womb and child-outside-the-womb that would give a right to either to enslave or kill the other.”
I don’t feel like fully getting into this whole thing right now, but there is a lot of truth to the above statement. The left is ecstatic about Obama’s recent order to promote abortions...
“They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films… because...”
– Matt Damon - MiamiHerald.com (via danielholter)
I don’t know about anyone else, but the more I hear Matt Damon speak, the more convinced I am that he’s a complete tool.
